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Crossed-eyed simp claims women always ignore him

Simp says women don’t want him/YouTube

Nice guy tired of finishing last.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

ATLANTA — A viral TikTok video shows a lachrymose black man, who suffers from strabismus, pouring his heart out because women ghost him for being too nice. The chivalrous Beta Male waited 30 minutes at a restaurant but a chick he met online never showed. Now he’s whining like a lil bitch. “I don’t know what to say. I’m trying to do everything right to be a gentleman,” he explained with his voice cracking. “I brought flowers. I’ve been consistent talking to this girl for two weeks — trying to get to know what she likes and doesn’t like. I’ve done everything to be just the kind of guy who would value somebody’s time. I’m just looking for my person. I’m looking for the one that’s out there for me. I wanna be somebody’s husband someday. I’m trying to do everything that’s right, but I get stood up. Sitting there, eating a meal by myself — realizing nobody cares about people anymore. Internet dating shouldn’t be this hard. It shouldn’t be this hard to find somebody. It shouldn’t be this difficult to fall in love. Ladies, tell me: What did I do wrong?”

Social media reaction was vicious. One commenter wrote, “That’s the problem. Bro lookin’ for love. You gotta be savage out here or be the victim.” Another chimed in with, “Come on, dude is cross-eyed. His market is gonna be limited,” to which a third viewer replied, “That’s crazy. He can’t change his condition. I got a lazy eye from getting hit with a baseball when I was little. Nobody is perfect. I’ve had chicks call me ‘ugly.’ But someone will want me someday. Success is the equalizer.”

A viral survey says if a man receives 80 percent of what a woman has to proffer, he’ll be satisfied — whereas women, when asked the same question, said they wouldn’t settle for less than 100 percent.

YIKES!

What’s my take?

Never chase love (that’s a woman’s job) and only become emotionally involved with chicks who are infatuated with you. If you’re bustin’ your ass to make a woman happy, you got the wrong chick. Sure, she’ll copulate with you for benefit purposes. But she don’t want you. Simps must learn it’s imperative to love yourself first, then shift your immediate cynosure to pecuniary resources. Offer security and women will follow. Hell, y’all can reside in a cardboard box. She won’t care. She’s merely elated to be in your presence.

And whatever you do, don’t ever appear defeated.

Now the entire world knows he’s a wuss.

Telling you dawg, dating is a game of percentages.

If a man approaches ten women and 90 percent say “no,” he only needs 10 percent to succeed.

Catch my drift?

That said, do you feel sorry for homeboy?

Should he purchase a passport and try his luck overseas?

Watch the disturbing video.

Share your thoughts.

@theshadeborough

A man shares his thoughts and feelings after being stood up on a date he thought he did everything right for. [Cc:🎥 @jonathandoescomedy ]

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This Post Has 84 Comments

  1. No woman will respect you if you come on the Internet and whine. Shut the fuck up.

  2. Bruh let it around your close friends and get their advice don’t go on social media!

  3. Keep your chin up. This may be God’s way of telling you that he’s got someone better in mind. Tell the lady who stood you up, “Thank you, Next!

  4. Nah B, I can’t cosign this message.
    We ain’t all gone be hard men. That’s a fact.
    But what he feels, we all feel.

    This is necessary because this is part of why the whole men’s movement came about; because no one gives a damn when we hurt. So now we over here gotta clown him too???
    Nah.

    Let them see. So that they don’t keep asking dumb shit like where have all the good men gone.
    This is how you treat them.
    Don’t wonder where they go.

  5. It’s not right to laugh. I would really like to know why she stood him up.

  6. man, some women are trash, I cnt get my man to buy me roses…keep ur head up.

  7. Lesson Learned Bro. Get Into The Lab And Re-invent Yourself! You Can Do It!

  8. Had the same thing happened to me. After I ate my meal I went out on the street. Ran across a lady about 80 yrs old and gave her the flowers. The smile on her face did more for me than eating dinner with that girl would have.

  9. The odd thing is you can find a cross eye guy who’s a scumbag who’ll have less problems than he would, while looking just like him. Women raise or lower their standards for different characteristics. Being considered handsome will only get you so far with an overwhelming number of women who don’t always end up with someone who looks or is built a certain way.

  10. Sorry brother and don’t stop trying. Your feelings matter. Keep your head up

  11. There is a such thing as being too nice..many had to learn the hard way

  12. sometimes God will remove people who are not good. you are worthy and you are a good person.
    keep your head up King!

  13. Men still taking women on dates? Lol!!! Mfers havent learned from 0nlyfans i guess.

  14. Never Ever Chase any Woman Period that’s a Fact in this Modern Era society 💯 Move Slowly Drive slow Homie One of my Favorite Kanye Songs 🎵 🎤🎶🎧

  15. Sometimes a man has to let it out. Get something off the chest. We all can’t be stone cold. It might be this reaction that wakes him up and makes him do and be better. Don’t knock this man for expressing himself. If more men did it maybe the suicide rates wouldn’t be so high. Just keep going brother ✊💯

  16. There is plenty of fish in the sea. I would just go home, and play some video games, or something if I was him! We are all not going to find the one 99% of the time.🤷🏽‍♂️

  17. Him coming online and almost crying would be a red flag for me. I don’t even like when women do that. It’s cringe! Maybe it’s her woman’s intuition. His energy seems a little off. I remember i had to block a guy because he was calling me constantly and we just met. It was giving unhinged and obsessed.

  18. To me 1 problem he definitely made was not picking her up… she could’ve got the flowers or whatever at the house!!! And he look like the type that if he get in serious relationship an a woman piss him off he will snap on her

  19. U fools need to quit fallin in love. Learn to get the pussy then split.

  20. She won’t want a good man like him until she’s had 2 or 3 kids from some sketchy dude(s). Of course, it will be much too late for her.

  21. I do think it’s kinda lame of him to post about being stood up on social media. But I can relate. Life is all about learning. We’ve all faced disappointments but they (should) make us tougher & wiser. Don’t stop being yourself but build on you- go to the gym, maybe learn martial arts/sports, have a mentor, read books on relationships, etc to build your self-esteem & confidence. Having the right esteem will make you choose women better & avoid those that aren’t worth your time. Blog King you are a little too harsh. We don’t all come from the same backgrounds so we all can’t be equally tough like you bro.

  22. Dude need to stop crying over these bitches these bitches ain’t shit and need to get the Ike Turner treatment and get pissed on I hate these bitches

  23. And you laugh at him. You’re the same duck who’s attacking Passport Bros. Don’t be like these female fart sniffers, date women who appreciate what men did for decades. This Dude is a married, female pandering clown

  24. It’s one thing for him to be so emotional its another to make a video of it and putting it on social media. I also think homie is on the spectrum so he’s not all there it seems.

  25. Don’t let them define what being a man is. He showed up for the date he planned, that’s being a man. Keeping his word. Expose them.

  26. Ain’t nobody being phony to these phony chicks be yourself. He ain’t got to exhibit s*** they either accept it or get your passport. They ain’t exhibiting s*** to him. Let em eat cake. And go where you celebrated and not tolerated.

  27. He needs to drink a gallon of IDGAF (I don’t give a fuck) and he’ll feel better 😂

  28. nice guys finish last here in the west .. …. Get your passport… go where women value you ..

  29. Yeah I gotta solution my boy, try being a real piece of shit they will love you.

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