Study says COVID vaccine contains technology glitch

COVID vaccine has glitches. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

CAMBRIDGE — Uh-oh! Got some COVID vaccine news and it’s really juicy! In a shocking development, scientists at the University of Cambridge’s Medical Research Council announced results of a virology study that shows more than 25 percent of us who took the mRNA jab suffered from an “unintended immune response” created by a technological glitch in the way the vaccine was construed by our bodies. Ain’t that a bitch? Now they tell us. Virologists don’t believe adverse effects were concocted, at least not yet. But the vaccine is hardly perfect and, because of that, nonsense proteins were created instead of the desired COVID “spike” proteins used to imitate coronavirus which leads to antibody production (sort of like a protein-making machine). In other words… if you got injected with Moderna or Pfizer’s vaccine, your body should’ve received a string of genetic material (like a worm) that tells your anatomy to create a specific protein that safely mimics the disease.

Well, according to the study, a quarter of the inoculated got the wrong damn worm — which means instead of producing the correct protein, rogue proteins could be created and they’re capable of causing “frameshifting mutation” as they slither throughout our bodies. Should that occur, the aforementioned 25 percent could morph into completely different people — like zombies.

Not saying it’ll be like zombies in the movies (at least I hope not).

But, we become different beings when our DNA changes.

Dr. James Thaventhiran with the Toxicology Unit said there’s no need to panic. He’s not worried about transmogrification. Zombie Apocalypse be damned, Dr. Thaventhiran believes it’s still in everybody’s best interest to get the jab. “Research has shown beyond doubt that mRNA vaccination against COVID-19 is safe,” he said. “Billions of doses of the Moderna and Pfizer mRNA vaccines have been safely delivered, saving lives worldwide.”

In Australia, many who took the jab are receiving big compensation payouts — claiming the vaccine made ’em sick.

One person was awarded $2.2 million in damages even though Pfizer and Moderna can’t be sued.

Microsoft honcho Bill Gates staged a pandemic rehearsal called “Event 201” just days before COVID went viral.

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