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Eating a coochie can cause cancer in men’s throat area
Oral sex is killing men.
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WASHINGTON — Fellas… if you’re enamored with manducating the coochies of Western women, better think again. That’s because, according to the CDC, oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer (aka oropharyngeal cancer) in America and the UK. If you believe gynecologists are full of sh*t, ask Michael Douglas. Smoking and alcohol consumption round out the top three. So if you eat pussy, guzzle liquor and smoke weed, you’re basically f*cked. And what’s sad is the three usually go together. See… more than 70 percent of throat cancer cases are caused by HPV (human papillomavirus) that’s contracted through ingesting vulva. HPV is also the main cause of cervix cancer. Because women’s vaginas are wet ‘n’ juicy, they store bacteria that’s capable of evolving into sexually transmitted diseases. So when a man devours a woman’s coochie, he’s consuming the malady too. Yuck! That’s disgusting! Conversely, men’s penises are typically dry — which means it’s much safer for a woman to suck dick than it is for a man lick the clit.
Not to mention, women have the benefit of optics. Case in point: if she notices purple sores on the penis, she’ll automatically know there’s something wrong. Conversely, it’s nearly impossible for a man to descry a woman’s vulva and know it’s infected. Dr. Hisham Mehanna, PhD — a professor at the Institute of Cancer and Genomic Sciences at the University of Birmingham in England — said Western women are f*cking way too many dudes (i.e., Pookie, Ray Ray & Chad).
He basically called ’em whores.
Damn, no wonder men are purchasing passports.
“There has been a rapid increase in throat cancer in the west, to the extent that some have called it an epidemic,” Mehanna said.
“For oropharyngeal cancer, the main risk factor is the number of lifetime sexual partners, especially oral sex.”
Here’s a list of throat cancer symptoms:
- Swollen lymph nodes in the neck
- Voice changes
- Sore throat
- Pain or difficulty swallowing
- Gradual weight loss
Scuttlebutt has it masturbating causes hand cancer (just kidding, sort of).
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cunnilingus licking cunts lmao
OK everything can give you cancer
So we get this disease from giving a woman some head?
Yes! Now I don’t have to eat a girl out anymore!
@ElCangri: Can’t receive blow jobs either
Bring on the cancer! WOOOOHOOOOO!
I’m not quitting any of these three!
Eatin peach til I die!
ok ok i wont have sex drink smoke eat red meat etc etc i will just die of life instead. go figure?
My church told me that having sex before marriage can cause cancer because it a sin.
Can an inflatable doll transmit this thing? I’m asking for a friend
Getting some Oral just makes my day brighter!!!!
Whore will be whores, but I don’t see why this is my problem.
Shitty reporting. But it’s Blog King so I’m not surprised.
“Ask your doctor if blow job is right for you” – no pun intended
Micheal Douglas done ate every kind of kitty😂😂
Michael Douglas Was a Cigarette Smoker for Year’s! 🚬
Im done eatin pussy
What terrible and irresponsible journalism
Ya’ll need to find safe sex partners
I dont belive Oral sex ‘can give you cancer’ I think this is just another ploy to put fear into our lives by controling what we look at, what we hear, and what we do. A blowjob is much safer form of sexual gratification then normal sex. They should be promoting oral sex more.
I thought HPV only affected women not men!
So its safe to say, keep it only in marriage, dont act indecent
Wife & I married 40 years, both totally faithful, she has gone into menopause years ago, has certain “Problems” but still desires sex as well as I but our options are limited, we’re down to hands, fingers and oral (we’re both very clean). She has for about a year on rare occasions she will accept my seed, this is totally her decision, I love her too much to request anything she dislikes, while fairly new and kind of exciting, it’s not that important to me to cause her possible health issues. Neither of us has ever had any STD’s.
Man it sounds likes it’s better to stay single for life!
I know a guy married to his wife 20+ years and bragged about giving his wife oral before sex. Now…he has throat cancer.
I always swish and gargle with hydrogen peroxide then listerine after I’m done licking the kitty.
Im ready for cancer but can’t compromise on licking my lovely wife’s kitty 🐱 . It’s absolutely yummy and she enjoys it .
Although we do go to hospital for regular screenings but im ready to face a disease when it comes.
Good lord, most of the world practices safe sex? Not here in America! We’re like a box of Hamsters over here! 🤣
Mr Douglas was eating his wife box for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
OMG! I got oral sex a lot of time, IF i stop it now, have any chance getting affected by HPV in the future cause of previous Oral sex fault ?
this sucks ass, fuck you all….
Michael Douglas was lucky to even have been with Catherine Zeta-Jones
Small price to pay
Gave up smoking because of cancer so now im giving up oral sex for the same reason.
Love is a dirty job.
Eating p u s s y is very very toxic cancer gonorrhea syphilis herpes trichomoniasis the clap nasty 🤮
He had no choice, he couldn’t satisfy Catherine.