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Pop the balloon or keep it.
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LOS ANGELES — Fellas, are you seeking new vulva? Ladies, are you craving “D” from another source? If so, yours truly has great news! The dating show “Pop The Balloon Or Find Love” is becoming very popular. Hosted by Arlette Amuli, the show features sets of single men and women who have the option to pop their balloon if their dating option sucks. Or… if they find the person attractive, they can simply keep the balloon and live happily ever after. Can’t lie. Most of the contestants end up mortified. One time, a bachelor sauntered to the stage where almost a dozen sexy popsies awaited in anticipation. The women must’ve found him unattractive because they popped their balloons before he could even say a word. His appearance alone was obviously a turn-off. Short dudes don’t stand a chance at all. There’s also an instance where a collection of bachelors dissed a sexy bachelorette because she’s a Christian. Instead, the fellas preferred vixens who are lecherous and scantily clad.
Female viewers were pissed at their decision. “I got 15 minutes in. Looks like fun and a worthwhile endeavor. I don’t see it being problematic, just a way to get people to know each other and possibly date,” a woman wrote. “However, it kinda reinforces why I don’t think men in general, and Black men in particular, are worth dating. They are shallow, contrary, and delusional. Good luck to any woman that chooses them because she’s going to have to settle for a lot of bullsh*t if she decides to carry on in the long run.”
Ouch!
Another thing I noticed is women don’t like gettin’ jettisoned.
Men, for the most part, handled rejection with class.
Ladies, on the other hand, handled it much differently.
One chick cussed out an entire group of fellas when they all popped their balloons.
She called ’em “gay,” then talked trash about their mamas.
Funny sh*t.
Ok, I know whatcha thinkin.’
Are the women beddable?
I’ll say it’s 50/50.
Half of the chicks are sexy as hell.
The other half are f*ckable if you got nothin’ better to do on a Tuesday night.
Feel me?
Anyway, watch “Pop The Balloon Or Find Love.”
Share your thoughts.
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The second woman is a wife ! These men aren’t serious and their responses as to why they popped were childish. Honestly she dodged a bullet
@elsie: They’re are avoiding her cos she’s too religious probably
These dudes might be sus for popping on the second woman. The first or second couldn’t have left without me shooting my shot for sure.
😂😂😂 the men are sooo nice … ha!
second girl is stunning – too good to be talking to the guys lmaooo
The way men behaved with the second woman makes me think that some people don’t know what they want!
Like the second girl is a rare gem no jokes!
The guy who has the most going for him will always win with the girl who has the least going for her. That last match was legit on both ends.
This show is so entertaining n I enjoy watching but also discouraging to see this how men think.. even when the women talk bad when they have the balloon. Idk the dating pool is just so terrible unfortunately…
They need to invite me to these things man.
These excuses are dumb
How weak can u be as a man if u think the 2nd girl can beat u up? Her shoes? They just making up stuff. Way to show how masculine you are
Lmaoo when they pop they balloon and look the opposite way at the same time shit kills me 😂
3 piece suit & brown locs with the burgundy pants need to never come back..they were trying to be funny but whole time their personalities matched their faces…ugly
And the guy that had the fly black trench coat…rejecting people for wearing all black WHILE WEARING ALL BLACK IS INCREDIBLY STUPID LIKE NEXT LEVEL STUPID
This cast of guys make me feel embarrassed as a man..just all slow as hell and following the other men opinions 👎🏾
AND WHY DID THIS MAN SHOW UP IN A GUESS SHIRT?!?! 😂😂😂
I don’t use this word fr, but these rejections from the men legit sassy 💩
these men are DL
The man in all black saying he can’t date a woman who wears black was significantly weird.
They need a real nikka on the show! Where i sign up at?
Im gonna need them to add some diversity and get some cute white guys on here cause not all black women want to date just black men
I got 15 minutes in. Looks like fun and a worthwhile endeavor. I don’t see it being problematic, just a way to get people to know each other and possibly date.
However it kinda reinforces why I don’t think men in general and Black men in particular are worth dating. They are shallow, contrary, and delusional. Good luck to any woman that chooses them because she’s going to have to settle for a lot of bullshit if she decides to carry on in the long run.
@MedusaNegritafea: I like how you all make it a race/gender thing when the women were harsher than the men in other episodes lmao.
I’m gay and even I know the girl with the brown dress is BADDD! they lame as hell 😂😂😂 sassy asses
How do you miss a Queen (Brown Dress) in your midst? 🤦
This is a bunch of ‘Jonathan Major’s’ in the making 🤔
How we pray for our women to be a ‘ride – or die’ and have everything, including a great heart
All these guys are WACK. Their reasoning and viewpoints are based on nonsense and some of it is baggage. No one’s perfect. They will never be satisfied in a relationship.
These men rejecting these women based off of clothes is f*ckin crazzzy. 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂
These people saying you remind me of someone from my past is interesting to me… like are you not taking time to heal before moving on?
Overall this was a poor quality group of men
This show will humble you real quick. 😂 because telling a woman she needs to moisturize is crazy to me.
Notice how these men put their head down when they pop. Why is that ?
These mfs need to heal! Popping balloons because these women “remind them of someone”
*second round
“✋🏿Can I get a balloon “ “can I get a balloon back” I AM DEAD laughing 😂😭
I honestly wish she stuck with the guy with the 2 kids
I can’t believe she picked the man with 2 baby moms and complicated relationship vs the man w the stable co parenting situation w 2 kids…. Just always picking bad decisions chile
Some of these men are simply here for entertainment purposes (especially the ginger lock short dude) and honestly it’s just pathetic.
BBL is wild 😜
I know these dudes not talking about style and dressing like Mr.Rogers…🙄
The Uber driver when he had his whole speech on “feminine energy” with the 3rd girl…….. he said a whole lot of nothing. Super red flag
style as a reason for rejecting an attractive young lady, I don’t agree
Eric is an Ass…3rd guy in all black
They were all weak and looking for somebody to play with, they were not looking for love, They knew they weren’t ready for those women. Low life asses
She fell on her knees…..yea right…. 🧎♀️🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They was trippin on the 2nd chick, thats the type of girl you put a ring on, not these fake eyelash long fingernails n lime green hair chicks that be on ig half naked and twerkin all the time.
Omg!! I am just baffled by these guy’s superficial reason!
These dudes are corny and shallow. The reasons they’re giving for popping their balloons are lame
they’re popping balloons over scars on knees ? What is their type? barbie dolls ? Robots ? Im sure they have scars too, so calling someone else out for having them is weird.
I watch this show all the time and these are probably the lamest set of guys ever on this show. Critiquing women’s clothing when they’re all looking busted. These women were out of their league.
I love the hostess’ dress!! Its just so pretty!
But complaining about a scar on a knee,disliking the woman in the brown dress because of her dress…..like what?!? 😂
The Sagittarius “over friendly/flirty” girl reminds me of my Sagittarius ex. They all fun to be with till it’s time to be YOUR one and only. Too familiar with everyone, and try to have a deep special bond with everyone, such that u end up asking yourself what is it that is special that we share really???!!!
Hilarious moment was when Miko, the African dude, just started blabbering without understanding and addressing the question asked.🤣🤣🤣
The Well traveled guy should have gone with the “flirty” girl, he seems well grounded and would bring balance into her life. Now she went with fuck-boy🤣🤣🤣 baby-mama number 3 loading………..
Yikes usually the women are super shallow and superficial but these group of men was just as annoying as the women. And I noticed men are so triggered when money is mentioned lol . Ol dude comment about how the lady was dressed but said he can help fix her style . Soon as she said take me shopping the men in the back looking like red flag ! Then his response was long as you’re taking me shopping too 🙄 Well sir she didn’t say she has a problem with your style .. you have a problem with her style . If you have a preference stick with your preference or PAY to maintain that lifeSTYLE that you want the person to reflect.
All these women are most men’s dream. These men picky because they either gay or they not a “preference”
So ain’t nobody gone talk about how that last interaction went with the 38 year old and the young girl, swept her smooth off her feet elegantly and eloquently… moral to the story guys read books and step your vocabulary up
I know he ain’t no lawyer talking like that! 😂