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China’s humanoid robot is ready to conquer humans
China’s androids finally ready.
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BEIJING — – Not sure if y’all heard but China has successfully created the world’s fastest android and, guess what? They’re capable of policing us humans. Yessir, they’ll probably have the autonomy to throw your ass in jail. Created by Unitree, the H1 Evolution V3.0 stands 5 feet, 11 inches tall and travels up to 7 miles per hour. They’re equipped with GPS tracking devices, cameras, impeccable artificial intelligence, and lidar just in case y’all try to abscond or resist arrest. The robots can do everything we can do. They run, jump, climb stairs, dance and carry guns. Also, scuttlebutt has it they’re capable of laying pipe to your woman. Telling you dawg, it won’t be long before police officers are replaced with these humanoids. They even look like cops. Unitree — by the way — is the same company that made Cassie the Dog, which managed to run 100 meters in 24.73 seconds.
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Social media reaction was fierce. One commenter wrote, “Have y’all seen ‘The Terminator?’ This is how the end of the world starts. ‘It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear and it absolutely will not stop… EVER… until you are…!'” Another chimed in with, “Here comes our future commissars.” A third person added, “This looks straight horrifying. Not only will they police us, they’re gonna take our jobs too.”
Are you ready for H1 V3.0?
Can you envision it throwing you in jail.
Watch the humanoid show off its skills.
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we are so fucked
These are the future.
Its a future cop
This dog robot is giving off “Black Mirror” nightmare episode vibes.
these are soldiers. or terminators. or a house maid. each equally possible.
Irobot with will smith is 20yrs ago if im correct Although a movie how close do you think they’re to making the prototype??
Looks kinda like a robot from aeon flux.
Did y’all not see the Boston dynamics bots from like ten years ago taking kicks?
The design is very human.
Tesla is shaking right now
Now put some long blades on those arms and attach a jet pack and you’ve got a kill bot, I’ll take three million please
Ha, it walks like Biden !
The color makes them creepy. They look like cops wearing dark uniforms.
INSTANT HATE AND FEAR.
Imagine these robots fighting the boston dynamics and optimus gen 2 robots if the USA and China go to war
China can build these cheaper than any other country in the west and produce them en mass.. and people still underestimate China…remember dji was a hobby toy weaponize to disable multimillion dollar tanks
Why can’t they make it look like the T800 from Terminator?
OMG! I HOPE they don’t cover them with human like skin,then we are doomed.they will be everywhere and we will never know it.
Chinas technology is always copied from the US . Always expect them to be two steps behind us
I’m desperately waiting for sex bots.
That’s me in the stairs after 20 shots of tequila.
How long before we get international humanoid competitions?
Real life terminators
They are dancing now. How cute.
Soon they will be marching towards us as we run into the forest!
And here comes the robot apocalypse.
Soon..very soon they’ll be dancing on our heads !!!
We r going to have to fight them, when the end comes
I see we’re just jumping right into the terminator thing. These guys just need a skeleton face. Soon they’ll be replicating themselves and we’re screwed.