Corey Holcomb claims BBL women have mental issues

Corey trashes cosmetic surgery. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

LOS ANGELES — “🎵Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that azz up. You’se a fine motherf*cka, won’t you back that azz up.🎵” Ladies, are you sick and tired of men getting into relationships with you based solely on your physical appearance? Should the avoirdupois of your derrière factor into whether or not you’re marriage material? If so, I have outstanding news! A viral video shows comedian Corey Holcomb lambasting shallow men for exhorting scrawny women into getting a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift). The 56-year-old humorist made it crystal clear a woman’s worth is tied to her intangles, not her butt size. “If your man is with you because of how you look, that’s a major red flag 🚩,” Corey said during a chinwag retired NFL quarterback Cam Newton. “If you find your queen and she looks good, that’s a blessing. But your queen should be chosen not by looks, [but] by the quality of who she is. So all these girls with BBL’s, yeah I’ll [f*ck ’em]. [But if] you marry a girl with a BBL, something’s wrong with you. I know a lot of people who tried it. It don’t never work ’cause you marrying somebody with a mental issue. They crazy.”

When asked to expound upon the mental issue, Corey didn’t mince words. “If I’m looking for somebody that is going to be the main stay, it’s probably not going to be a woman with a BBL ’cause I know that’s mental illness,” he explained. “To let somebody crack your ass open, put some mothaf*ckin’ Air Jordan sh*t up in there and sew it back up — that is not a mentally stable woman. Bitches with BBL crazier than a mothaf*cka. But you can f*ck ’em all day long.”

Social media reaction was mostly congruent.

One commenter wrote, “I’m a woman and I agree! 💯”

Another chimed in with, “If you can’t accept who you are, how can you expect someone else to?”

A third person added, “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”

In case you didn’t know a BBL is a cosmetic surgery procedure that removes fat from other parts of the body and injects it into a woman’s ass to enhance its shape and measurements.

When properly executed, a popsy will look curvaceous and finger-licking good.

But, in many cases, the surgery creates a malodorous deformity — mainly because ass-wiping becomes an onerous task.

“Wiping down there is gonna be a lot more difficult because there’s more to reach around,” Dr. Roger Tsai, a board-certified plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills, said in a TikTok video.

“So if you’re around somebody with a BBL and they smell, well…”

Female rappers Ice Spice, Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Lil’ Kim and others have had BBL procedures.

Corey also ruffled some feathers when he said Will Smith and Shannon Sharpe are gay.

“Will likes guys,” he told Cam.

“There’s a lot of opportunities I don’t get because the guys don’t want me to see them with their boyfriends, and I’ve suffered from that.”

Do you agree with Corey?

Should women eschew cosmetic surgery?

Watch Corey and Cam confabulate butt lifts, Will’s homosexuality, and more.

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