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Cartoon: Chiefs made deal with the devil to win games

Chiefs sold their souls to Satan/Riot Comedy

Chiefs & Satan have a deal?

Blog King, Mass Appeal

KANSAS CITY — Our repeat Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs have done nothin’ but win since Patrick Mahomes entered the National Football League. But, apparently, that ain’t good enough. Haters believe there’s some kind of conspiracy involved. Riot Comedy released a controversial cartoon that insinuates Patrick and star tight end Travis Kelce sold their souls to Satan in order to win close games. The devil also hinted that pop songstress Taylor Swift and Patrick’s younger brother, Jackson, are transgender — saying f*cking Taylor is like “bangin’ a 2X4” before claiming Jackson has a “bussy.” Lord have mercy. It’s one of the wildest, gayest animations ever. “Thanks for bailing us out again, Dark Magic Overlord,” Patrick said. “This is getting out of hand, guys. If I’m gonna keep helping you win, I’m gonna need more in exchange. Josh [Allen] and Lamar [Jackson] are both offering me their souls just for you all to lose,” Lucifer retorted.

“Do you wanna bang Taylor [Swift] again?” Travis asked. “Yuck. No. That’s like banging a 2X4,” Lucifer cracked. “What if I give you my brother, Jackson?,” Patrick proffered. “What does it do?” Lucifer inquired. “He dances and stuff,” Patrick explained. “Will he pop that bussy for a real one?” Lucifer countered. “I’m sure he would. Jackson, go with this nice man. He’s gonna… uh, launch your dance career,” Patrick said. “Really, oh oh!” Jackson replied to which Lucifer added, “Mmm. Yummy.”

Social media reaction was priceless.

One commenter wrote, “Patrick pimpin’ his brother out to the devil is crazy work πŸ˜‚.”

Another chimed in with, “Damn, he hit the Taylor thing right on the nose πŸ‘ƒπŸ½πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…β€.”

A third viewer added, “Swear to God… I can’t help but wonder what Patrick and Travis think about all of this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.”

Is Riot Comedy outta pocket?

Should Patrick and Travis be offended?

Watch the crazy cartoon.

Share your thoughts.

This Post Has 24 Comments

  1. mahomes voice cracks me up every damn time! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  2. β€œMmmm…Yummy…” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

  3. Now I see why it’s called RIOT COMEDY!!πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  4. Don’t be surprised if something happens to Jackson. This cartoon is to real. Smh.

  5. If anyone offered for me to bang Taylor Swift that would be my response as well πŸ˜…

  6. Shittttt, i guess im fucking with a 2X4 then!
    That board can sit on my face….after a 4 hour workout, sweaty as Fuckkkk…..with no shower……Yummmmm Bishhhhh!

  7. Travis wouldn’t let the devil eat his bussy tho. Loyal boy understand that’s Taylor’s job πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. Trade Jackson for a victory? As a chiefs fan yes I accept this offer.

  9. BRo Dark Magic Overlord saying Mmmmmhhhh yummy is crazy asf BRo I’m literally rolling on the floor right now BRo hahahaha πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ€˜πŸ½βœŒπŸ½πŸ’―βœ…

  10. YEP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ NOW ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND OUT THE DEALS THAT TOM BRADY, BILL BELICHICK AND THE PATRIOTS MADE WITH THIS MUTHAFUCKA 20 YEARS AGO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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