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Cartoon: Chiefs made deal with the devil to win games
Chiefs & Satan have a deal?
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KANSAS CITY — Our repeat Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs have done nothin’ but win since Patrick Mahomes entered the National Football League. But, apparently, that ain’t good enough. Haters believe there’s some kind of conspiracy involved. Riot Comedy released a controversial cartoon that insinuates Patrick and star tight end Travis Kelce sold their souls to Satan in order to win close games. The devil also hinted that pop songstress Taylor Swift and Patrick’s younger brother, Jackson, are transgender — saying f*cking Taylor is like “bangin’ a 2X4” before claiming Jackson has a “bussy.” Lord have mercy. It’s one of the wildest, gayest animations ever. “Thanks for bailing us out again, Dark Magic Overlord,” Patrick said. “This is getting out of hand, guys. If I’m gonna keep helping you win, I’m gonna need more in exchange. Josh [Allen] and Lamar [Jackson] are both offering me their souls just for you all to lose,” Lucifer retorted.
“Do you wanna bang Taylor [Swift] again?” Travis asked. “Yuck. No. That’s like banging a 2X4,” Lucifer cracked. “What if I give you my brother, Jackson?,” Patrick proffered. “What does it do?” Lucifer inquired. “He dances and stuff,” Patrick explained. “Will he pop that bussy for a real one?” Lucifer countered. “I’m sure he would. Jackson, go with this nice man. He’s gonna… uh, launch your dance career,” Patrick said. “Really, oh oh!” Jackson replied to which Lucifer added, “Mmm. Yummy.”
Social media reaction was priceless.
One commenter wrote, “Patrick pimpin’ his brother out to the devil is crazy work π.”
Another chimed in with, “Damn, he hit the Taylor thing right on the nose ππ½π π π β€.”
A third viewer added, “Swear to God… I can’t help but wonder what Patrick and Travis think about all of this πππ.”
Is Riot Comedy outta pocket?
Should Patrick and Travis be offended?
Watch the crazy cartoon.
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After that bussy line ol boy broke out the South Park smile π
Riot Comedy hates the chiefs and it shows wtf
The devils nose is shaped likeπ₯
I didnβt realize this devil was Diddy
2×4 is diabolical π€£
LMAO this is evil πππ
mahomes voice cracks me up every damn time! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAπππππππππππππ
βMmmmβ¦Yummyβ¦β ππ πππ
Only cheaters can win “roger goodell”
This is too funny
That voice is way too masculine for Jackson
Dark Magic Diddy Lord….
He is right about Taylor. Oh well she is more like a 2Γ2 lol
Now I see why it’s called RIOT COMEDY!!π΅βπ«ππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Don’t be surprised if something happens to Jackson. This cartoon is to real. Smh.
I love me some 2×4.
If anyone offered for me to bang Taylor Swift that would be my response as well π
Shittttt, i guess im fucking with a 2X4 then!
That board can sit on my face….after a 4 hour workout, sweaty as Fuckkkk…..with no shower……Yummmmm Bishhhhh!
Travis wouldnβt let the devil eat his bussy tho. Loyal boy understand thatβs Taylorβs job πππ
we need jesus in our lives
Trade Jackson for a victory? As a chiefs fan yes I accept this offer.
BRo Dark Magic Overlord saying Mmmmmhhhh yummy is crazy asf BRo Iβm literally rolling on the floor right now BRo hahahaha ππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ππ½π€π½βπ½π―β
This isnβt even comedy, this is fuckedd up
YEP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT ππππ NOW ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND OUT THE DEALS THAT TOM BRADY, BILL BELICHICK AND THE PATRIOTS MADE WITH THIS MUTHAFUCKA 20 YEARS AGO ππππ