Do courtesans offer better packages than girlfriends?

Are hookers a better option? 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

KANSAS CITY — Single ladies, step up ya game. ‘Cause there’s a lot of great dating options out there. Passport Bros my ass. Check this out: This weekend, yours truly was “Home Alone” in my draws, being Macaulay Culkin when a prepossessing popsy came across my social media feed. The voluptuous damsel proffered her pornographic services, saying she’ll give me two hours of fantasy for $200 and she’ll throw in a complimentary shower to boot. The hottie also makes housecalls. No hotels. And for a total of $400 she’ll spend the night. Babygirl said, “I’ll come to you. Give you pleasure. Satisfy your fetishes. Then leave so you can get back to your normal, professional life.” Dayuuummm! Telling you dawg, it’s every bachelor’s reverie come true. Not sure what’s going on with y’all, but I’ve been tempted lately even though I’m minding my own damn business.

First, the Illuminati invitation.

Now this.

Somebody is definitely f*cking with me.

Nevertheless… As soon as babygirl spoke, I started ruminating. See, before COVID, I normally paid $200 every time I took a chick out on a date or hit the club. And, can’t lie, I copulated with many of those women. So, in that sense, my love life is homogeneous to what the model proposed. The only variance is this: the popsy presented something money typically can’t buy. Peace. See, us real G’s realize you don’t pay a courtesan for sex. You pay her to leave. Zion Williamson is the exception to the rule.

With a wife or girlfriend, you get nooky (sometimes).

But you also inherit all the nagging, cantankerous, household-related stress that comes with it.

That’s why there’s no denying babygirl offers one helluva package.

Think about it.

Fun.

Sex.

Fantasy.

Egress.

It’s the American Dream, n*gga.

Again, same $200 you’d expend on a wife or girlfriend. But babygirl’s conglomeration is more enticing. Options like this elucidate why more high-value men have ‘flipped the bird’ at the dating scene. There’s simply sexier, mo’ feasible options available. Dissatisfied bachelors made their choice by purchasing passports and traveling overseas for vulva. Keep in mind, all women cost money. Doesn’t matter if she’s a wife, girlfriend or family member. Women cost.

But tranquility is what most men prefer and, thanks to popsies like babygirl, we can now put a price on it.

Is there a dating crisis?

What’s better? A traditional woman or a modern one?

Share your thoughts.