Pookie deletes UNC doctor during nasty custody battle
Jealous Pookie killed a doctor. Blog King, Mass Appeal EDEN -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. John Michael Powell, 35, was thrown in the slammer after he…
China is limiting cell phone availability for minors only
China limiting cell phone use. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEIJING, China -- If you're an exasperated parent who's sick and tired of your kids spending all damn day staring at…
Graduate student killed by fiancé’s jealous side chick
Side chick kills bride to be. Blog King, Mass Appeal DURHAM -- When a love triangle goes fatally wrong. Viral Crimes released the murder documentary of North Carolina Central University…
Scientists say Gulf Stream collapse will end the world
Gulf Stream remains in peril. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- If you have long-term goals, yours truly has bad news! The world will reach its cessation by 2025 or…
Crossed-eyed simp claims women always ignore him
Nice guy tired of finishing last. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral TikTok video shows a lachrymose black man, who suffers from strabismus, pouring his heart out because…
Pee-wee Herman is dead following bout wit’ cancer
Pee-wee Herman dead at 70. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "I know you are, but what am I?" Paul Reubens, the '80s actor who amused children as Pee-wee…
Crawford floored Spence, scoring ninth-round TKO
Crawford destroyed Spence Jr. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- "You got knocked the f*ck out!" Terence "Bud" Crawford annihilated Errol Spence Jr. in a lopsided affair, scoring a…
Pregnant postal employee missing since Fall of 2018
Kierra Coles still missing. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Leah Gordone released the cold case documentary of gravid postal worker Kierra…
President Biden proclaims Democrats “ended cancer”
Biden said Democrats ended cancer. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- If you have cancer, yours truly has great news! President Joe Biden raised eyebrows the other day when he…
Bronny James had a heart attack during USC practice
Bronny suffered cardiac arrest. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Bronny James, the eldest son of NBA superstar LeBron James, scared the hell outta everybody when he collapsed on…