China is limiting cell phone availability for minors only
China limiting cell phone use. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEIJING, China -- If you're an exasperated parent who's sick and tired of your kids spending all damn day staring at…
Scientists say Gulf Stream collapse will end the world
Gulf Stream remains in peril. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- If you have long-term goals, yours truly has bad news! The world will reach its cessation by 2025 or…
Crossed-eyed simp claims women always ignore him
Nice guy tired of finishing last. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral TikTok video shows a lachrymose black man, who suffers from strabismus, pouring his heart out because…
President Biden proclaims Democrats “ended cancer”
Biden said Democrats ended cancer. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- If you have cancer, yours truly has great news! President Joe Biden raised eyebrows the other day when he…
Olivia Alexa: Women aren’t interested in positive men
Women don't like good men. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Damn, nice guys really do finish last. A viral video shows relationship vlogger Olivia Alexa elucidating why single ladies…
Sugar Daddy 101: Vlogger teaches gold digging class
Sugar Daddies are targeted. Blog King, Mass Appeal OKLAHOMA CITY -- A viral TikTok video shows relationship vlogger Jhenè Armani teaching a women's class on how to swindle a Sugar…
Do courtesans offer better packages than girlfriends?
Are hookers a better option? Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Single ladies, step up ya game. 'Cause there's a lot of great dating options out there. Passport Bros…
Biden and Democrats are tryin’ to eliminate sunlight
Democrats attack Mother Nature. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- President Joe Biden raised eyebrows over the weekend when he announced his administration is joining forces with Microsoft's Bill Gates…
Modern woman concerned bachelors are done dating
Modern women are worried. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Where are the men? A viral TikTok video shows an exasperated black chick wondering why dudes aren't patronizing nightclubs, restaurants…