Youth pastor accused of molesting underage girls
Bobby Hawk victims speak out. Blog King, Mass Appeal BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. -- This week's "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award" goes to Pastor Bobby Hawk of Epic Church…
Huge Waffle House Brawl transpired in Orlando, FL
A big brawl broke out at a Waffle House in Orlando, Florida with wigs, plates, spoons and forks flying. NEW: WILD Astronauts BRAWL at a Waffle House in Orlando, Florida,…
Modern woman says men should pay for submission
Women should submit for cash. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Fellas, are you having a hard time getting your woman to submit? Are you sick and tired of her…
Lonely man takes his sexy blow-up doll out to dinner
Blow-up doll blows up online. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE -- Every now and then you stumble across a story that makes you say, "DAYUUUMMM!!! Tara Bjork -- a nosy…
Ringworm STD now in the United States, pus & blood
Ringworm STD now in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're thinking about bangin' a chick without a condom, better think again. That's because medical experts proclaimed…
Modern chick done dating ’cause good men very rare
Woman says dating sucks. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Are you dissatisfied with being a companionless masturbator? Have you grown weary of all the bulls*t that comes with online…
Orgasm 101: Olivia gives route to a woman’s vulva
Olivia says capture the brain. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, are you having trouble pleasing women in the bedroom? Are vulvas often dessicated in your presence? If so,…
Vivica A. Fox admits she’s desperate to find husband
Vivica desperate for love. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Fellas... if you're demoralized, single and sick of having a desiccated phallus, I have great news! Vivica A. Fox…
Horny cop tried to have sex with curvy female ‘suspect’
Horny cop busted chasing sex. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN DIEGO -- This week’s "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award" goes to quondam police officer Anthony "Pubic" Hair who…
Black chick says women naturally evil and wicked
Are women naturally evil? Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- If you recall, Satan approached Eve instead of Adam in the Garden of Eden. Now we know why. A viral…