Biden faced protest during Morehouse grad ceremony
Biden got no love in Atlanta. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Here's some pomp and circumstance fo' yo' azz! In case you haven't noticed, blacks are leaving the Democratic…
BrainBridge reveals plan to effectuate head transplant
Head transplants have arrived. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Damn. Cybernetics have hit fever pitch. Pretty soon we're all gonna be androids. BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering…
Olivia: Career ladders are ruining women’s sex lives
Successful women are incels. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- In 1980, country music legend Dolly Parton released a song called "Working 9 to 5" to celebrate female employment. But,…
Stormy donned bulletproof armour during Trump’s trial
Stormy wore bulletproof vest. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- While testifying last week against quondam President Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels (né Stephanie Clifford) wore a bulletproof vest amid…
Australian banks no longer ‘accepting’ cash or checks
Australia going completely cashless. Blog King, Mass Appeal SYDNEY -- Uh-oh! Digital Currency is coming sooner than we expected. Macquarie Bank, one of the largest financial institutions in Australia, just…
Woman says broke men are better than dudes with jobs
Broke men are better lovers. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral video shows a ranting black chick excoriating single ladies for eschewing penurious fellas. It's her assertion "broke"…
China’s humanoid robot is ready to conquer humans
China's androids finally ready. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEIJING -- - Not sure if y'all heard but China has successfully created the world's fastest android and, guess what? They're capable…
Russian President Putin proclaims Jesus is black
Putin says Jesus is black. Blog King, Mass Appeal MOSCOW -- Russia President Vladimir Putin set the internet ablaze the other day when he disseminated a video that shows him…
Henrietta reveals 5 things women do to seduce men
African vlogger Henrietta Okan reveals five things concupiscent ladies do to entice men to have sex.
Olivia: Put your foot down, eschew being a “doormat”
Olivia says show a backbone. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, are you worried about losing your woman? Do you harbor trepidation of waking up to a "Dear John…