A Dating Crisis: Bachelors eschew American women
American women not wanted. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- The lyrics to Lenny Kravitz's "American Woman" go like this: "American woman. Stay away from me. American woman. Mama,…
White dude hammers black community over Malcolm X
White man scolds black community. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- If you're a fan of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., got bad news. A viral TikTok video shows an…
Irwin Redlener claims USA unprepared for nuclear war
Redlener said America ain't ready. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Do you know where your local bomb shelter is? I hope so. Because Dr. Irwin Redlener, public health…
Chiefs invade White House
Chiefs finally visit White House. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- President Joe Biden delivered a panegyric Monday afternoon on behalf of our Kansas City Chiefs for winning Super Bowl…
Are U.S. babes too difficult?
Muslim hottie rips U.S. women. Blog King, Mass Appeal MECCA, Saudi Arabia -- "He who finds a wife finds a good thing." A viral video shows a prepossessing Muslim chick…
Angry White Supremacists march around U.S. Capitol
Patriot Front invades capitol. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Uh-oh! They're back... A viral video shows hundreds of white supremacists known as "Patriot Front" marching at the U.S. Capitol…
Ex-USDA scientist claims burger meat is pink slime
Burgers contain pink slime. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- A viral video shows quondam USDA scientist Gerald Zirnstein warning Americans to stop manducating ground beef 'cause it's faker than…
Passport Bros under attack
U.S. chick rips Passport Bros. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- A viral video shows a prepossessing Western chick lambasting American men for pursuing conjugal interests overseas. In case…
Single mom tells men pay babysitter or ain’t no datin’
Single mom issues ultimatum. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- A viral TikTok video shows a penny-pinching single mom saying it's imperative men pay the babysitter if they wish…
Olivia Alexa shares her top eight devastating red flags
Olivia reveals 8 red flags. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS -- A viral video shows relationship vlogger Olivia Alexa warning simps about an octet of red flags they should never…