Jealous lesbian kills wife before dying in shootout
Lesbian kills wife then gets killed. Blog King, Mass Appeal SPRINGFIELD TOWNSHIP -- The adventures of Pookiesha & Ray Ray continue. Residents of Springfield Township, Ohio are in mourning after…
Bisexual cop murders gay lover after gettin’ dumped
Bisexual cop deletes gay lover. Blog King, Mass Appeal JACKSON, Miss -- "If I can't have you, no one can." Quondam police officer Marcus Johnson, 33, was thrown in the…
Mahomes & Kelce robbed, mansions got burglarized
Mahomes & Kelce got jacked. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Since winning the Super Bowl, our Kansas City Chiefs have suffered nothin' but bad luck outside the gridiron.…
Trump kicks Kamala’s ass, becomes President again
Trump defeats another female. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- "You're fired!" Welp... Kamala Harris suffered the same kismet as Hillary Clinton. As Democratic nominees, both had an opportunity to…
Down-low simp deletes his ex-wife after nasty divorce
Gay simp kills ex at courthouse. Blog King, Mass Appeal GRIFFIN — "If I can't have you, nobody can." Tom Mallory was thrown in the slammer after he murdered his…
Fruity chef murders lesbos over his homosexual secret
Down-low chef goes nuts. Blog King, Mass Appeal SACRAMENTO -- When egressing the closet goes tragically wrong. Authorities are searching for answers after Ricky Hunter, 32, murdered a lesbian and…
Ringworm STD now in the United States, pus & blood
Ringworm STD now in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're thinking about bangin' a chick without a condom, better think again. That's because medical experts proclaimed…
Gay Pookie murdered wife after she learned his secret
Gay Pookie kills wife, himself. Blog King, Mass Appeal TEMPLE -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Residents of Temple, Texas are in mourning after Britain Armstrong murdered…
Will Smith’s homo dalliance with Duane Martin exposed
Will & Duane enjoyed gay sex. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Uh-oh! Will Smith's quondam assistant and close friend Brother Bilaal set the internet ablaze when he put…
NBA star Dwight Howard abused gay man’s bussy
Dwight damaged gay man's bussy. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- When bangin' a bussy goes terribly wrong. Quondam NBA star Dwight Howard, who last played for the Los Angeles…