Ex-USDA scientist claims burger meat is pink slime
Burgers contain pink slime. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- A viral video shows quondam USDA scientist Gerald Zirnstein warning Americans to stop manducating ground beef 'cause it's faker than…
Mr. Gates wants the world ingesting synthetic maize
Bill Gates makin' fake food. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Microsoft honcho Bill Gates is under fire after he released a cringy TV commercial promoting synthetic maize. Bon Appétit!…
R. Kelly receives a 30-year sentence, on suicide watch
R. Kelly received 30 years. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "🎵I don’t see nothin’ wrongggg, with a little prison time...🎵" Disgraced R&B singer R. Kelly will spend the…