Lonely man takes his sexy blow-up doll out to dinner
Blow-up doll blows up online. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE -- Every now and then you stumble across a story that makes you say, "DAYUUUMMM!!! Tara Bjork -- a nosy…
Olivia: Career ladders are ruining women’s sex lives
Successful women are incels. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- In 1980, country music legend Dolly Parton released a song called "Working 9 to 5" to celebrate female employment. But,…
Woman says broke men are better than dudes with jobs
Broke men are better lovers. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral video shows a ranting black chick excoriating single ladies for eschewing penurious fellas. It's her assertion "broke"…
King’s ideology is great for everyone but black people
King helped some, hurt others. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- It's Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a holiday in remembrance of the womanizing civil rights leader who somehow…
Elderly Pookie murders ex during shift at Dollar Tree
Old Pookie killed ex at her job. Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBUS -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Stephan Turner, 60, was thrown in the slammer after…
Black chick says her kind racist against own people
Black chick vents frustration. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral TikTok video shows an exasperated African American chick elucidating her vexation for "unfriendly" black women. It's her assertion…
Tyler Perry wants single women to settle for less
Tyler gives bad dating advice. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- A viral video shows Madea's alter ego, Tyler Perry, imploring desperate black chicks to settle for Pookie & Ray…
Burger King’s top employee celebrates 27 faithful years
Burger King employee got paid. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- "Have it your way?" Burger King cook Kevin Ford, the responsible employee who didn't miss a single day…
Eboni K. Williams shames brothas who work a 9 to 5
Eboni slams Average Joes. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Fellas... if you were a C-student and you're driving a bus, don't bother trying to get a date with Eboni…
RedHawks coach out after banging one of her players
Coach Hendrix out the door. Blog King, Mass Appeal OXFORD -- The only certain things in life are death, taxes and teachers molesting their students. This week's "I F*cked Up…