Caitlin Clark waving white flag to pacify black players
Caitlin bends knee to woke mob. Blog King, Mass Appeal INDIANAPOLIS -- It took a minute. But the woke mob finally got her. Indiana Fever guard Caitlin Clark raised eyebrows…
Jealous lesbian kills wife before dying in shootout
Lesbian kills wife then gets killed. Blog King, Mass Appeal SPRINGFIELD TOWNSHIP -- The adventures of Pookiesha & Ray Ray continue. Residents of Springfield Township, Ohio are in mourning after…
Trump kicks Kamala’s ass, becomes President again
Trump defeats another female. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- "You're fired!" Welp... Kamala Harris suffered the same kismet as Hillary Clinton. As Democratic nominees, both had an opportunity to…
Dave Chappelle got cloned?
Dave Chappelle was replaced. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Uh-oh! I knew there was something different about him. Roseanne Barr set the Internet ablaze when she insinuated Dave Chappelle…
Fruity chef murders lesbos over his homosexual secret
Down-low chef goes nuts. Blog King, Mass Appeal SACRAMENTO -- When egressing the closet goes tragically wrong. Authorities are searching for answers after Ricky Hunter, 32, murdered a lesbian and…
Ringworm STD now in the United States, pus & blood
Ringworm STD now in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're thinking about bangin' a chick without a condom, better think again. That's because medical experts proclaimed…
ESPN analyst callled Caitlin Clark a white bitch on TV
Racism hurting the WNBA. Blog King, Mass Appeal BRISTOL -- Uh-oh! Quondam NFL kicker Pat McAfee, host of ESPN's "The Pat McAfee Show," is under fire after he called Indiana…
Gay Pookie murdered wife after she learned his secret
Gay Pookie kills wife, himself. Blog King, Mass Appeal TEMPLE -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Residents of Temple, Texas are in mourning after Britain Armstrong murdered…
NAIA banning trannies from competing in women sports
NAIA bans trans women. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Enough with the woke sh*t already. The National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA), located in Kansas City, is under…
Solo poly black chick says f*ckin’ 22 men pleases her
Black chick is polyamorous. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- "🎵You down with OPP (Yeah you know me).🎵" A viral video shows a promiscuous black chick showing off a diagram…