Chiefs kicker Butker slams 2024 Drag Queen Olympics
Harrison slams gay ceremony. Blog King, Mass Appeal PARIS -- Uh-Oh! A few months ago, Kansas City Chiefs placekicker Harrison Butker enraged feminists worldwide when he suggested they keep their…
Fruity chef murders lesbos over his homosexual secret
Down-low chef goes nuts. Blog King, Mass Appeal SACRAMENTO -- When egressing the closet goes tragically wrong. Authorities are searching for answers after Ricky Hunter, 32, murdered a lesbian and…
Ringworm STD now in the United States, pus & blood
Ringworm STD now in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're thinking about bangin' a chick without a condom, better think again. That's because medical experts proclaimed…
Chiefs kicker Butker slams feminism & homosexuality
Butker gave anti-Woke speech. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATCHISON -- It's been one helluva offseason for our repeat Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs. First, the parade shooting. Then the…
Chicago QB Caleb Williams consults Patrick Mahomes
Caleb Williams consults Patrick Mahomes to find out what it takes to play quarterback in the NFL.
Gay Pookie murdered wife after she learned his secret
Gay Pookie kills wife, himself. Blog King, Mass Appeal TEMPLE -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Residents of Temple, Texas are in mourning after Britain Armstrong murdered…
NAIA banning trannies from competing in women sports
NAIA bans trans women. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Enough with the woke sh*t already. The National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA), located in Kansas City, is under…
President Biden proclaims ‘Tranny Holiday’ on Easter
Biden lauds tranny day. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- President Joe Biden infuriated Christians worldwide over the weekend when he commemorated "Transgender Day of Visibility" on Easter Sunday. You…
Caleb captured on camera donning pink lips and nails
Caleb Williams fruity as hell. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES --If you recall, the U.S.-Mexico CONCACAF Nations Soccer League final was suspended in the late stages because the pro-Mexican…
Diddy targeted by federal agents for sex trafficking
Diddy's homes were raided. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEVERLY HILLS -- In a shocking development, the Department of Homeland Security raided homes belonging to "Bad Boy" honcho Sean "Diddy" Combs…