Down-low simp deletes his ex-wife after nasty divorce
Gay simp kills ex at courthouse. Blog King, Mass Appeal GRIFFIN — "If I can't have you, nobody can." Tom Mallory was thrown in the slammer after he murdered his…
Single lady says too many fellas are girlish, feminine
Single lady rips dating scene. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Ladies, are you having an onerous time finding a macho man? Does your male lover spend more time in…
Surviving Diddy: 50 Cent shares homo horror story
Surviving Diddy: 50 Cent, Wendy Williams, Cassie, Justin Bieber and others share their horror stories.
Roseanne Barr hints Dave Chappelle killed & cloned
Dave Chappelle was replaced. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Uh-oh! I knew there was something different about him. Roseanne Barr set the Internet ablaze when she insinuated Dave Chappelle…
Chiefs kicker Butker slams 2024 Drag Queen Olympics
Harrison slams gay ceremony. Blog King, Mass Appeal PARIS -- Uh-Oh! A few months ago, Kansas City Chiefs placekicker Harrison Butker enraged feminists worldwide when he suggested they keep their…
Fruity chef murders lesbos over his homosexual secret
Down-low chef goes nuts. Blog King, Mass Appeal SACRAMENTO -- When egressing the closet goes tragically wrong. Authorities are searching for answers after Ricky Hunter, 32, murdered a lesbian and…
Ringworm STD now in the United States, pus & blood
Ringworm STD now in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're thinking about bangin' a chick without a condom, better think again. That's because medical experts proclaimed…
Chiefs kicker Butker slams feminism & homosexuality
Butker gave anti-Woke speech. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATCHISON -- It's been one helluva offseason for our repeat Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs. First, the parade shooting. Then the…
Chicago QB Caleb Williams consults Patrick Mahomes
Caleb Williams consults Patrick Mahomes to find out what it takes to play quarterback in the NFL.
Gay Pookie murdered wife after she learned his secret
Gay Pookie kills wife, himself. Blog King, Mass Appeal TEMPLE -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Residents of Temple, Texas are in mourning after Britain Armstrong murdered…