Chiefs kicker Butker slams 2024 Drag Queen Olympics
Harrison slams gay ceremony. Blog King, Mass Appeal PARIS -- Uh-Oh! A few months ago, Kansas City Chiefs placekicker Harrison Butker enraged feminists worldwide when he suggested they keep their…
Ringworm STD now in the United States, pus & blood
Ringworm STD now in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're thinking about bangin' a chick without a condom, better think again. That's because medical experts proclaimed…
Chiefs kicker Butker slams feminism & homosexuality
Butker gave anti-Woke speech. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATCHISON -- It's been one helluva offseason for our repeat Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs. First, the parade shooting. Then the…
Anti-LGBT gunman shoots woman over her pride flag
Laura shot dead at her store. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN BERNARDINO -- Laura Ann Carleton, a married mother of 9 children, was gunned down at her clothing store on…
Hockey star dissed LGBT community’s ‘Pride Night’
Hockey player disses gay pride. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA -- Unlike America, they ain't woke in Russia. Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Ivan Provorov is under fire after he refused to…
Scooby-Doo’s Velma now lesbian & fans are pissed
Velma is a lesbo. many Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Jinkies! First Bert, Ernie and Superman egressed the closet. Now this. For decades, many Scooby-Doo fans speculated Velma Dinkley…
Senator Tiara Mack (D) is catching hell for twerking
Senator Mack twerks for votes. Blog King, Mass Appeal RHODE ISLAND -- "Girl, you looks good. Won't you back that azz up!" Rhode Island senator Tiara Mack is under fire…
Beyoncé impersonator is thriving as a transgender
Riley Knoxx says she's a woman. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Beyoncé impersonator Riley Knoxx has heterosexual men paranoid because he's out here flossin' as a transgender woman…
Gay black dude beats up cantankerous black girl
Police are investigating after a fudge-packer beat the crap out of a cantankerous black chick during Gay Pride Month. The pummeling took place on a school bus. It was also…
Janelle Monáe no longer female, she’s non-binary
Janelle Monáe is genderqueer. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Janelle Monáe raised eyebrows Sunday afternoon when she told fans she's no longer a female. The Kansas City, Kansas native…