Olivia: Don’t chase women, simping gets you nowhere
Olivia says stop simping. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, are you sick and tired of gettin' spurned every time you beseech a damsel for nooky? Do you constantly…
Down-low simp deletes his ex-wife after nasty divorce
Gay simp kills ex at courthouse. Blog King, Mass Appeal GRIFFIN — "If I can't have you, nobody can." Tom Mallory was thrown in the slammer after he murdered his…
Uber driver kills OnlyFans model over his penis size
Uber driver kills OnlyFans model. Blog King, Mass Appeal INDIANAPOLIS -- Gillette of 20 Fingers once sang, 🎵"Don't want no short dick man. Eeny weeny, teeny weeny, shriveled, little, short…
LeBron James lists Mount Rushmore of quarterbacks
LeBron lists QB Mt. Rushmore. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Future NBA hall of famer LeBron James ruffled some feathers Labor Day weekend when he listed his Mount…
Sexyy Red’s lip gloss line features ‘Pussyhole Pink’
Sexyy Red unveils STD lip gloss. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS -- 🎵"Bae, I love you, you my everything. I'm your main bitch, f*ck a wedding ring."🎵 Ladies... if…
Bodycam: Zombie lady ate kitten in front of neighbors
Catwoman thrown in jail. Blog King, Mass Appeal CANTON - 🎵"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night. And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike."🎵 Here's a…
MJ GetRight: After breakup, move on and don’t go back
MJ gives 4-step tutorial. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Fellas, are you struggling to get over your ex-girlfriend? Do you miss smashin' her at 3 a.m.? If so, I…
OnlyFans model killed after refusing to share earnings
Pookie kills OnlyFans model. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Nicholas Finley, 34, was thrown in the slammer after he shot and…
Singles event: 90 percent women & no men in sight
Bachelors skip singles event. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- You know times are bad when bachelors would rather stay home and jerk than meet fresh vulva. A viral TikTok…
Pookie deletes a teenager following messy breakup
Pookie deletes pretty teen. Blog King, Mass Appeal MILWAUKEE -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Keshawn Rowsey, 21, was thrown in the slammer after he murdered his…