Antonio Brown says Travis Kelce needs “black p*ssy”
AB says Kelce needs black nooky. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Rapper AMG once sang, "🎵Ain't nothin' like black pussy on my dick.🎵" Look, it's no secret Kansas…
Olivia: Don’t chase women, simping gets you nowhere
Olivia says stop simping. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, are you sick and tired of gettin' spurned every time you beseech a damsel for nooky? Do you constantly…
Sexyy Red’s lip gloss line features ‘Pussyhole Pink’
Sexyy Red unveils STD lip gloss. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS -- 🎵"Bae, I love you, you my everything. I'm your main bitch, f*ck a wedding ring."🎵 Ladies... if…
Love Stinks 101: Why men prefer a bad smelling vulva
Jessika Patten elucidates reasons why nasty men prefer a malodorous coochie prior to having sex.
Ringworm STD now in the United States, pus & blood
Ringworm STD now in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're thinking about bangin' a chick without a condom, better think again. That's because medical experts proclaimed…
Stormy donned bulletproof armour during Trump’s trial
Stormy wore bulletproof vest. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- While testifying last week against quondam President Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels (né Stephanie Clifford) wore a bulletproof vest amid…
Eating a coochie can cause cancer in men’s throat area
Oral sex is killing men. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Fellas... if you're enamored with manducating the coochies of Western women, better think again. That's because, according to the…
Eating Vagina 101: Jessika teaches how to do oral sex
Do's & Don'ts of oral sex. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral video shows relationship vlogger Jessika Patten elucidating the "Dos & Don'ts" of performing oral sex on…
Pookie deletes fashionista because she ‘dumped’ him
Nigerian beauty fatally stabbed. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAGOS -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Crime Corner released the murder documentary of Instagram model Augusta Osedion, 21,…
Are Situationships healthy? Experts elucidate benefits
Western dating sucks ass. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "You down with OPP?" The dating scene in America is so atrocious, Gen Z singles created a new term…