Crossed-eyed simp claims women always ignore him
Nice guy tired of finishing last. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral TikTok video shows a lachrymose black man, who suffers from strabismus, pouring his heart out because…
Do courtesans offer better packages than girlfriends?
Are hookers a better option? Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Single ladies, step up ya game. 'Cause there's a lot of great dating options out there. Passport Bros…
Modern woman concerned bachelors are done dating
Modern women are worried. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Where are the men? A viral TikTok video shows an exasperated black chick wondering why dudes aren't patronizing nightclubs, restaurants…
Rapper Sexyy Red’s video ‘Pound Town’ hella ghetto
Sexyy Red lost her damn mind. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- First, GloRilla dropped "F*ck N*gga Free." Now This. Sexyy Red released her new music video "Pound Town" and…
A Dating Crisis: Bachelors eschew American women
American women not wanted. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- The lyrics to Lenny Kravitz's "American Woman" go like this: "American woman. Stay away from me. American woman. Mama,…
Olivia Alexa: 10 things men should never say to women
Olivia Alexa gives more tips. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS -- A viral video shows relationship vlogger Olivia Alexa elucidating 10 things men should never, ever say to women. In…
Are U.S. babes too difficult?
Muslim hottie rips U.S. women. Blog King, Mass Appeal MECCA, Saudi Arabia -- "He who finds a wife finds a good thing." A viral video shows a prepossessing Muslim chick…
Vicky: Lil Nas X faking gay
Woah Vicky exposed Lil Nas X. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- Woah Vicky raised eyebrows yesterday when she said Lil Nas X isn't really gay. He simply sold his…
Raunchy teen had sex with German shepherd at church
Denise had sex with her dog. Blog King, Mass Appeal MYRICK, Miss -- Here's a service dog story fo' yo' ass: Denise Frazier, 19, was thrown in the slammer after…