Bodycam: Zombie lady ate kitten in front of neighbors
Catwoman thrown in jail. Blog King, Mass Appeal CANTON - 🎵"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night. And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike."🎵 Here's a…
Detroit judge removed from docket after jailing teen
Detroit judge is an idiot. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT -- This week’s "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award" goes to Detroit Judge Kenneth King who was removed from…
Surgeon General warning: Don’t take COVID vaccine
Ladapo says don't use COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal TALLAHASSEE -- Uh-oh! Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo, the Sunshine State's top health official, raised eyebrows on Wednesday when…
Study says COVID vaccine contains technology glitch
COVID vaccine has glitches. Blog King, Mass Appeal CAMBRIDGE -- Uh-oh! Got some COVID vaccine news and it's really juicy! In a shocking development, scientists at the University of Cambridge's…
Robots take in Chargers, Dolphins game with fans
Robots attend Chargers game. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Uh-oh! At Sunday's Miami Dolphins vs. Los Angeles Chargers game, a swarm of A.I. robots from the Sci-Fi drama…
A baby’s eye color changed following COVID treatment
Baby suffers weird side effect. Blog King, Mass Appeal BANGKOK -- Medical professionals and pharmaceutical companies are under fire after a baby boy's brown eyes temporarily turned bright blue after…
“They Cloned Tyrone” on Netflix is a chef-d’œuvre
Jamie's Sci-Fi film an instant classic! Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Nancy Drew, eat your heart out! Last night, yours truly descried Jamie Foxx's Netlix film "They Cloned Tyrone"…
Biden and Democrats are tryin’ to eliminate sunlight
Democrats attack Mother Nature. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- President Joe Biden raised eyebrows over the weekend when he announced his administration is joining forces with Microsoft's Bill Gates…
Resident Evil series drew merciless criticism online
Resident Evil is Woke. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Last night, yours truly binge-watched all 8 episodes of the new Sci-Fi zombie series "Resident Evil" on Netflix and... contrary…
Junkie bragged about his crackhead status publicly
A viral video shows a snaggletooth zombie braggin' about being a crackhead. The junkie also pulled out a crack pipe and smoked the sh*t on camera. "This is a crack…