Longhorns coach jailed for biting, choking his fiancée
Chris Beard assaults fiancée. Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN -- Hook 'Em Horns! This week's "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award" goes to Texas Longhorns Men's Basketball coach Chris…
Fatherless children ‘brawl’ inside a Missouri Walmart
Big brawl ravages Walmart. Blog King, Mass Appeal FERGUSON -- A viral video shows a horde of ghetto zombies beating the sh*t outta each other at Walmart as customers stood…
Resident Evil series drew merciless criticism online
Resident Evil is Woke. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Last night, yours truly binge-watched all 8 episodes of the new Sci-Fi zombie series "Resident Evil" on Netflix and... contrary…
Lyft driver bit by a female zombie passenger in NY
A viral dash cam video shows a zombie passenger masticating a Lyft driver in New York. The redbone damsel also cussed him out then snatched his cell phone when he…
Junkie bragged about his crackhead status publicly
A viral video shows a snaggletooth zombie braggin' about being a crackhead. The junkie also pulled out a crack pipe and smoked the sh*t on camera. "This is a crack…
I Am Legend 2: Will Smith, Michael B. Jordan uniting
Zombie sequel in the works. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- It's official. Part two of "I Am Legend" is coming to a movie theater near you. Will Smith broke…
Microsoft’s Bill Gates said another pandemic coming
Gates says new pandemic coming. Blog King, Mass Appeal MUNICH -- Welp, I have good news and bad news. The good news is COVID-19 is starting to wane. The bad…
‘Area 51’ on PlayStation 2 reveals vaccination horror
Area 51 reveals vaccine horror. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- A video game clip has gone viral that shows Frederick White, the sadistic head of the Illuminati, and Dr.…
Deranged man attacked toddler inside Walgreens
Deranged malefactor punches child. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- Police in Miami are investigating after 27-year-old Marvin Green attacked a 3-year-old boy inside a Walgreens store for no damn…